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Cale: We now turn to Wally Oats for sport. Wally how you going?

Wally: I tell you what Cale you could tickle me pink right now with all the sport thats going on. I love it.

Cale: How about the Rugby League final this week, Manly versus the Storm.

Wally: Yes Cale, two super titans doing battle in the biggest game of the year, the men from Manly will be mighty by the storm is brewing so watch out.

Cale: right. And what about the Wallabies?

Wally: Oh Cale dont get me started on the Wallabies.

Cale: Why not?

Wally: Well...because...

Cale: They beat Fiji right?

Wally: They sure did. Took it to the Fijians like a bunch of hatchets to coconuts. The Wallabies will be celebrating and the Fijians will be scratching there old heads after that game.

Cale: And what about John Connolly?

Wally: He put in all the way in that game, guiding the team around the park with a super display of grit and courage. What a player.

Cale: He's the coach.

Wally: ...thats right... he lead them courageously from around the park, where he was walking... but not on it...

Cale: And how about the AFL?

Wally: Yeah... Its looking special, this month is exploding into some massive contests between teams. Exciting stuff.

Cale: Which teams specifically?

Wally: The...red...one...and the one with stripes... wooh!

Cale: How about the donkeys?

Wally: Oh What a super team full of...

Cale: Theres no team called the donkeys.

Wally: Oh...

Cale: How much sport did you actually watch this week?

Wally: Um...none...

Cale: Pardon?

Wally: None...I dont know....I dont like sport.

Cale: You don't watch sport? You're our sports guy Wally. What are you doing?

Wally: I just like the way they talk, doing the big voices...getting excited.

Cale: Well....What have you been watching?

Wally: Um..Spicks and Specks...

Cale: Spicks and Specks? Fine, want to tell us about that?

Wally: Hooly Dooly Cale it was less of Spicks and Specks and more like Boofs and Bams as Mif batted off answers on 70's alternative bands left and right. Adam Hills was left stunned after a surprising call from Peter and spent the rest of the show in a daze, he really dropped the ball on a couple of punchlines and don't be shocked to see him reach into the Hillsie bag with some classic "Ive was born with a stumpy leg" jokes to get him back on his feet, or foot next week. Should be a great game. boof!

Cale: Ok thanks Wally.