Staying On Top
Location: OfficeCostume: Business Suits
(Boss sitting at desk with computer/files, there is from outside the door. Employee, dressed well, apparent that the work environment must be a financial high level profit office comes running into the bosses office fairly frantic)
Employee: (very shaken) Mr Cowley, you have to act fast! Just now…with the…
Boss: (standing up suddenly) Oh Give me strength man!
Employee: Ted from Sponsorship has turned cannibal…he’s starting to cook up…
Boss: Bronwyn? The rest of L-division?
Employee: Um…exactly (confused)
Boss: (sitting down) Hmm…well…(at computer, click) follow the market trend…realign our core capital…(side note, as if obvious) forward on their emails…we..will...be..on…top…
Employee: Right (a little confused, goes to leave then says off-hand) Oh and Ted said he can’t eat them yet because the kitchens out of plastic forks.
Boss: No forks! (melodrama) Oh the horror!
(written by AJ Tennant)
