Bruce Wayne

V/O: One afternoon at the Billionaires Club.

Fitzsimmons: Ah, Porter. Haven't seen you at the club for ages.

Porter: Ah yes, work I'm afraid.

Fitzsimmons: I saw you in the paper at the ribbon cutting ceremony.

Porter: Thanks ol boy. I think the hospital will really start doing some good now. How's the bank?

Fitzsimmons: Just super. We're moving into Asia.

Bruce: Hi guys.

Porter: Ah...Wayne...hello.

Bruce: What are you talking about?

Fitzsimmons: Well Bruce, we were just discussing the responsibilites of wealth.

Porter: See Fitzsimmons here just opened a new wing to his community hospital. Investing back in the community.

Wayne: I'm going to build a cave.

Porter: Sorry?

Wayne: A big bat cave, and a bat car and a bat plane.

Fitzsimmons: Why bats?

Wayne: Because they're cool. And I'm going to be a bat too. With a mask.

Porter: What are you talking about?

Wayne: And a suit of armour, and a magic belt, and and bats when they talk go "eeeeeiii!"

Fitzsimmons: Bruce...

Wayne: I'm batman.

Fitzsimmons: Bruce...

Wayne: Batman.

Porter: Look Bruce! You're one of the 20 richest people in all America don't you think you should use it responsibly.

Fitzsimmons: Give something back.

Porter: Use your wealth for good. Think about those people in need.

Wayne: Aw...well...well...I could dress up and go to kids parties.

Fitzsimmons/Porter: Oh Bruce...